I thought I'd start writing down some of the more random things I think about and hope you all get a laugh out of them. Enjoy.
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Why don't we consider coins to be real money? I see a soda machine and think, "Damn, a dollar. That's a little too much for me. But wait, I have 4 quarters! Time for mountain dew."
How come women don't like Narwhals more? They love dolphins, and they love unicorns. Narwhals are basically the unicorns of the sea. Someone needs to get on this trend before it blows up.
I wish I was Spiderman. Not for the typical reasons people wish they were a super hero, though. I want to be Spiderman so I can take a decent shower for once in my life. Spider sense, tingling! The water spout is about to turn liquid lava hot for no reason whatsoever. *jumps and sticks to ceiling*
Every time I think about really dedicating myself to music, I realize people like Lady Gaga make millions rehashing the same four chords and pathetically simple beat in every song. I don't know whether to be encouraged or discouraged by this.
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I am sure more will come later.
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